Using the magic of Excel’s random number generating function, I have chosen a winner to the 1st Sporadic Pie Fan Appreciation Contest. It’s Purple Ferret Spirit!!!! She will be the proud recipient of a personal portrait, as well as the satisfaction of being the best at being randomly selected.

I’d like to thank everyone for participating. Practice mastering the randomness of the Universe for the next contest.

-John

(Source: piecomic)

THE 1st SPORADIC PIE FAN RAFFLE

Hello everyone. There’s been a lot of activity from you guys today, and as a reward, I’m going to give away a free portrait to one of my followers. To enter, all you have to do is:

1. Reblog this post
2. Wait
3. Intake air, water, food

I’ll randomly select one fan for the portrait. The winner will be announced on Wednesday the 25th.

The portraits will look something like these:

FYI, I can draw girls too:

Good luck!

-John